Last chance for signed books


Hey and happy Saturday!

I just wanted to remind you that my signed books sale ends tomorrow.

Click here to check it out.

I've never offered signed books online before, but over the past week, a lot of you have been ordering signed copies of your favorites: everything from Fat Vampire to The Beam, from the "Dark Tower on LSD" epic of Unicorn Western to the first book I ever wrote, The Bialy Pimps.

But at some point, I need to close the sale, order the books, sign them, and ship them back out. Hence tomorrow's "last chance" deadline.

So if you'd like to get a signed copy of any of my books (or get any full series at a discount), be sure to do so by the end of the day tomorrow.

Click here to get signed copies of your favorite JBT books.

And BTW: The signed books aren't more expensive than unsigned ones. I'm basically upgrading everything to signed through tomorrow only.

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OH, YES, AND THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE, TOO!

In case you live in Austin and prefer your signed books in person, I'm actually going to be at three open-air markets this weekend and next, meeting readers and hawking dead trees with pretty covers. Come say hi!

Here's the deets (you can click the links to find the addresses):

  • Saturday (TODAY), I'll be at the Arboretum Artisan Market in North Austin at (wait for it) the Arboretum. It's a tiny little market, but I've found some great new fans there in the past. I'll be there from 11am to 3pm today.
  • Sunday (TOMORROW), I'm trying a new-for-me market that my friend David told me about in Georgetown (30-45 minutes north of Austin) called Sunshine Market. Fortunately, sunshine is in the forecast at this particular Sunshine Market. Imagine the irony if it was overcast. I'll be there from 10am to 3pm tomorrow.
  • Next Saturday (March 22nd), I'll be at another David-inspired market up in Cedar Park near the Lakeline mall, about a half hour north of Austin. The name of the market is Always Fun, so I have high hopes for fun. I mean, it's not sometimes fun. We're talking always. (I suspect Matthew Sweet was talking about this market when he released his 100% Fun album.) I'll be there from 9am to 3pm on Saturday, March 22nd.

My booth looks like this, BTDubs, so you can recognize me easily if you're in the area:

So yeah -- if you're in Austin this weekend (or nearby and looking for a road trip to meet a legendary and handsome author), c'mon up and say hi. I love doing these things specifically because a writer's life is usually a lonely one ... but at these markets, I actually get to get out there and talk to the real people who make my career possible.

Thanks for being a fan, however you get your books!
JT

P.S: Seriously, though: Don't forget that the signed books sale ends tomorrow. Click here to order before I shut it all down.

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